Tumblr ...amongst other business.

A poem I found on Tumblr...

Glistening.

Beyond the glass
I seek bright lit stars,
hoping they will show me
that these hard times have passed;

but tonight

it is only the raindrops that glisten,
bright upon the window pane.
Sometimes a stream trickles down -
a shooting star: a fleeting hope,
passing me by
like the hopes of a sunnier day.

Yes, so I finally got Tumblr. I've been out and about a lot which is why my blog posts aren't so frequent anymore. ^-^

My Tumblr blog: http://thelasttwistoftheknife.tumblr.com/

Anyway, I hope everyone's had a wonderful Holiday and for those going back to school tomorrow, sucked in! ....................haha I kid. You can tell I've been enjoying the life of a post (high school) grad student. :P

lysh xx

The Philosophy of Ambiguity.

Hey guys,

I'm finally back! Yeah, I know I need to do one of the New Years Resolution Blog Posts... but since I haven't prepared one yet, I decided to show you one of those random-but-sorta-funny emails I got recently. xD

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor... (this one kinda reminds me of someone *coughcallycough*) xD

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 

5. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

6. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

7. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

8. Is there another word for synonym?

9. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

10. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

11. Why do they lock petrol stations bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

12. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

13. How is it possible to have a civil war?

14. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

15. Whose cruel idea was it to have an 's' in the word 'lisp'? 

16. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

I did leave out a couple that didn't seem to be appropriate or were simply too lame to make an appearance on my blog. xD 

Anyhow, I will post again on my resolutions for 2013 and what-not but for now...

Au revoir,

lysh xx